Thursday, 8 September 2011

Cheek-bumped!

This entry could well be borderline controversial. It could be just me picking on a minute issue, but let's let them all OUT! :)

I have been raised to shake the hands of visitors to our home or those whose homes we visit, be it adults or children. I should extend both of my hands and offer firm grip of their hands, and then bring my hands to the heart. And if it involves an elderly person, the shaking hands gesture is extended to also include lowering my head to our firm grip and kissing the hands of the elderly persons (while both our hands are still in the firm grasp), which I conclude, is to show greater respect to the elderly.

I was perplexed when I came here and was greeted with not one but three alternate "cheek-bumps." I don't remember who was my first (ERK!), but I have been sucked nurtured into this whole realm of uncomfortable gesture, that now seems to be an acquired behavior or norm of the people from Malaysia who stay/study here.

As far as I can remember, shaking hands are the norms of greetings among friends, and relatives. I am used to hugs and kisses on the cheek from family members, in addition to shaking hands. Among my Kiwi family members, I am always kissed on the right cheek and hugged. Or if I am greeting the elderly, I am the one giving the elderly person a kiss on his/her right cheek, and hug him/her.

Never have I been cheek-bumped. Until I arrived here. And on my recent trip back home, although it is not as rampant, it is being exercised by a selected group of acquaintance and relatives. The gesture practiced by the Malays here is that you start with shaking hands, and then extend your RIGHT cheek first to bump on the other person's right cheek, then move on to the left cheek-bump, and end it with another right cheek-bump. Some keep the hands gripped, some don't. And the rule of law is that you only do it among the ladies. I haven't seen Malay men doing cheek-bumps, though I don't know why we discriminate the gesture to be done just between the ladies.

The cheek-bumps gesture, or "air kiss" allows one to ignore meeting the other person in the eye. Instead of kissing each other, the air kiss is just that - kissing air. Anecdotal evidence indicate that the gesture is made famous by celebrities, who want to appear to be on good terms, when they can barely stand each other. And Hollywood celebrities take this gesture two steps further, by simply offering their cheeks and not bumping cheeks with the other person, and making the sound of 'muah' while distantly making the cheekbump. Being a self-confessed local celebrity myself, I have a recent experience of being given not one, but 2 Hollywood air kisses, or in my judgmental dictionary, a less than sincere fake effort of socializing. Just when I thought I have equipped myself with all the strategies and barriers so that I can tolerate the cheek-bumps with people who are way outside my personal bubble during Eid, I was met with not one but TWO genuine Hollywood air kisses that dwarf those shared between the real housewives of Beverly Hills. And that was done after we wished each other Selamat Hari Raya and Maaf zahir batin.

If I don't like the person(s), I will minimize contact and communication with him or her. And that includes avoiding the person(s) whenever I can. And that saves me from the stress of bumping cheeks with the people I can't stand. But in the spirit of Eid, at least I made an effort to greet and meet everybody who are there at the venue (and risked getting cheek-bumps with people I can't stand), rather than socialize with only the group of ladies people, whom I suspect, you already talk to on a day-to-day basis. What is then the point of coming to the event? Just continue commenting on each other's facebook wall if you don't even bother to make an effort to talk to other guests. And just because you have met me once, doesn't mean we can now be Facebook friends.

Please, please rescue me from your cheek-bumps if we can't stand each other. Okay drama queen signing out.

4 comments:

Ermayum said...

did we do laga pipi the last time we met ? heheh
it is supposed to be hug right ? betul ke kat sekolah dulu kita tak peluk2 gini sebab rasanya lama dah i practice benda ni and bukan patut buat 3 kali ke? laga pipi kanan, kiri dan kanan. i thought macam buat gini sunat or dapat pahala apa ke
:) hmmm tu la padah pakai ikut ja heheh sometimes i tak buat but orang cam nak buat so takkan nak tolak dia lak kan

salam aidilfitri :) maaf salah silap dulu dulu

Zaidah M said...

I think we did, Eda. Tapi, you belong inside my bubble, so I don't mind at all!:)

just me said...

totally agree. btw, i'm kind of sick of FB now. sometimes it's better to avoid contact. doesn't me we hate people thou.

Zaidah M said...

Hi Mie, haven't seen you active on FB for a while! Trust you're keeping well.